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10 QUESTIONS BITCHES

I was tagged by pthhhpth

Always post the rules, Answer the question from the person who tagged you, Write 10 new ones, Tag 10 people and link them to the post, Actually tell them you tagged them

QUESTIONS;

1) give me a couple songs you recommend!

Tambourine Light- Wood

Passenger- Emily Wells

Retrograde- James Blake

2) what’s your biggest pet peeve? 

Cocky cocks

3) what’s your favorite sushi roll?

Unagi!!!

4) have you been reading anything lately?

I don’t fucking read Annie

5) what’s your favorite thing to eat/drink when you’re upset?

Peaches or Lemon & Cucumber Water

6) have you been on a late night adventure? what did you do?

I went to my friends house to go play Mario Party 2 

7) where would you like to travel?

Japan and The Philippines

8) do you still believe in santa?

Is Danny Devito under 5ft tall?

9) what’s your favorite kind of donut?

Apple Fritters for some damn crazy reason

10) would you go see a live taping of the maury show with me?

HELL YEAH

MY QUESTIONS;

  1. DO YOU EAT ASS?
  2. IF YOU SAID YES TO #1, DO YOU ENJOY IT?
  3. WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN IN A CIVIL FIGHT, HULK HOGAN OR ROSA PARKS?
  4. CAN YOU SEE ME IN YOUR FUTURE?
  5. WHO MAKES YOU TICK YOUR DICK?
  6. WHY DOES PEACHES HAVE THAT “FUZZ” TO THEM?
  7. WHO INSPIRES YOU TO DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS?
  8. WOULD YOU FUCK A HOT TEACHER IF IT MEANT NOT GOING TO YOUR DREAM COLLEGE?
  9. CAN YOU SPELL WORDS RIGHT WITHOUT SPELL CHECK?
  10. ARE THONGS TOTALLY #RAD OR LIBERALLY #BAD?

tags; kiickitupanotch, lyraoftruth, lanadelpaymyrent, hipsterdad,

lanxs:

help

bejarj:

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

mojkun:

primateculture:

for the little gamers

keep those yaoi hands away from my kids

modelingschool:

Bitch!!! Lmfao
That’s me! I’m Calling SWAT, Fire Marshall, Coast Guard!

kittycafe:

This peach tea is so yummy (◍•ᴗ•◍) 🍑💖

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

cyndanyquil:

at mcdonalds breakfast like

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notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in