Slay me like how the Jews slayed Jesus
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reblog if you are cute and hilarious

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant) ←

"white people can’t dance"

barking-bozo:

then explain THIS

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

the-pietriarchy:

this guy was watching sonic the hedgehog (the tv series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of speed and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting hedgehogs do what they want without being slowed down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone fast” it’s precious

update: I banged him